If, in London, you find yourself at a literary party and at a loss for conversation, there are a few subjects guaranteed to rouse even the most reticent writer: the pitiful advances offered by publishers these days; whether or not Martin Amis is a great novelist; and the hiking of membership fees at the London Library
The premise was promising. A ‘lesbian love story, filmed in Hamburg and Taipei, exploring the differences between eastern and western cultures’. It couldn’t be too bad, right?